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Journal Entry: Wed Nov 18, 2009, 8:25 AM


WARNING!: I AM D-RUNK!

That aside, I wasn't going to post a DevJ <<.<< I had to type DevJ three times to spell it right ... Anywho, I thought this was too funny to not share, because <.< Again ... Damn I suck tonight ... Because when I came back from Chilis there were 5 hookers outside my window, one of which I deemed Shovel Face do to her fat flat face. Honestly I think she is to fat to be a hooker, I mean she doesn't even have boobs, they are like a really large a cup, but she is fat and it just seems absurd that anybody would want that.

So anyways, the funny part, its 1:30 am and I can't sleep so I look out my window to see three hookers remaining, whom I have named.

TheOnlyHotOne-
ShovelFace-
WannaBePimpstress-

Eh. They're <.< Damn I suck hard throbbing cock tonight. At least I'm correcting my typos as I make them. Anyways, they are fun to watch. Its like a fishtank with fishies that desperately chase after every man screaming "massagi!" Its entertaining.

Sadly TheOnlyHotOne seems to be the most desperate, which is odd.



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  • Listening to: Ring a ling -- Black eyed peas
  • Reading: Werewolfs guide, Vamps guide, Tale of the Body Thi
  • Watching: Notta
  • Playing: Life, board game version -- Waiting to get my L4D2
  • Eating: Ghiradelli peppermint bark
  • Drinking: Melon Fanta I <3 Japan
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  • Interests: Art, Computers, Death, Dnd, Gaming, Kink, Kissing, Love, Murder, Programing, Pain
  • Favourite movie: Donnie Darko, Fight CLub, RHPS, My Best Friends Girl
  • Favourite band or musician: Daft Punk, NIN, Reel Big Fish, The Offspring
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything really
  • Favourite poet or writer: Anne Sexton, Edgar Allan Poe, Stephen King, Laurell K. Hamilton
  • Favourite style of art: Hand drawn and colored in digi, or abstract
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  • Favourite game: Dead Rising, Left 4 Dead, Fable 2, .Hack
  • Favourite gaming platform: Ps2, Xbox 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Death Jr.
  • Personal Quote: The human body, it IS beautiful, I really must admit, but why add fake parts, just to look like them
  • Tools of the Trade: ps8 CS3, scanner, MM Fireworks, Adobe Illustrator, #2 Pencil

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~Black-Raven-Wing Oct 3, 2009, 4:48:14 AM
hey =3
thanks a lot for the fave <3
:glomp:

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~Black-Raven-Wing Jul 3, 2009, 8:48:02 AM
thanks a lot for the watch =3
:glomp:

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~RainCloud007 Jun 6, 2009, 7:48:31 PM
Hey! Did you get the art I sent you on Gaia? I didn't get a reply from you on gaia. Are you ok?
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~icegodoflunae Jun 6, 2009, 9:04:53 PM
Yup I have it, thank you very much.

I'm a little disheartened that I will be seperated from the team that I've grown so acustom to, but otherwise okay.

I'll be gone again within the month most likely.

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Mood: Obsessed ~RainCloud007 Jun 7, 2009, 12:16:39 PM
Do you really like the fish bowl one? And when are you going to meet the new team? Why did you have to get moved to another? do you know why? and don't be disheartened everything will be ok :hug:
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~icegodoflunae Jun 9, 2009, 6:46:01 PM
It was because I'm a trainee, but I get to stay with the team, and one of my trainers is moving t a different team because he needs toget qualified.

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"Dear Die-ary," "Due to lack of funding the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off, thank you for your time."
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~RainCloud007 Jun 9, 2009, 6:58:13 PM
Ohhh... So how are you feeling?
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Mood: Joy =CiLiNDr0 Apr 26, 2009, 12:40:16 PM
Lot of thanks for faving my Quetzalcoatl!

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~drianna Mar 26, 2009, 4:02:26 PM
Hey, thanks for the fav!

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=birdewilliams Mar 26, 2009, 1:43:07 PM
thanks for faving my Tanto drawing. :)

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